andmilkandhoneyy:

secretcallgirl:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

ayee

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.

textsfromtitanfood:

"Ok, listen up, we have a titan situation here. When we get to the wall I’ll be leading the group, and from now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One."

Sasha, code name “Been There Done That.”

Mikasa is “Currently Doing That.”

Annie is “It Happened Once in a Dream”

Armin, codename, “If I Had to Pick a Dude.”

and Eren is….”Eagle Two.”

[ x ]

consulting-kitkat:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

image

WHERE CAN I GET THEM

heiszketchup:

kids and ropes

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

bluekomadori:

Transform

bluekomadori:

Transform

timestoodstrong:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

w h a t

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.